Suck my salsa, you fiesty nuttsack.

Ask me anything   Hey I'm Midory. You can call me Dory. And I'm a confused, queen/gold digger extraordinaire.
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An anon told me to post a selfie of what I look like right now so…. Here ahah! You guys should really check out my blog, i’m fun :P 

untexting:

An anon told me to post a selfie of what I look like right now so…. Here ahah! You guys should really check out my blog, i’m fun :P 

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solarsenpai:

generally:

im fuckin dying 

"all she wanted was to eat her chicken nuggets in peace…"I am fucking screaming

solarsenpai:

generally:

im fuckin dying 

"all she wanted was to eat her chicken nuggets in peace…"

I am fucking screaming

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

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